Indiana Jones And The Robber Beaten To Death
Hello Everyone,
Just writing to say that some evil scumbag who’s trying to ruin Indy 4 by stealing computers, documents and photographs from Steven Spielberg’s office at the Universal Pictures lot, has been caught. The sheriff’s department won’t release a name, most likely to protect this a**hole from the general public.
I for one have a merciful soul and as such I am willing to forgive the man. Now that forgiveness has been achieved may I suggest that this black hearted thief not only be beaten to death for his crimes, but I say go after his family.
I don’t want Indy 4 ruined for me! I want no information about it and for him to steal stuff to try and profit off it. This man needs to be killed and I’m totally serious.
An investigation to the security at Universal Pictures might be in order too. Don’t people get fired for this sort of thing? I mean I haven’t had an easy time of getting into these places and some dude walks in off the street and gets production photos?
Long Live Indiana Jones!!
****BREAKING NEWS****
The scumbag has been identified as one Roderick Davis. I hereby place a bounty on the man’s head worth 100 million dollars.
I bid adieu,
your Origami reporter,
L.Manly
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