Origami Election Headquarters ‘08 - LIP’s People
Howdy folks,
The election is almost upon us and yes, people do seem to be voting in droves. According to the totally bias Liberal media, those votes are all for Obama. The polls all say that Obama is going to win. Maybe that’s the case, I could be wrong. I’m the first one to admit it when I’ve been wrong.
But then again, the subject of right and wrong in this election is not about who wins and who loses. It’s about the Liberal Intolerant Party or as I’ve decided to call them, L.I.P., and their desire for “change.”
And there has been change all right over the past 200 years since LIP was founded. You remember their stance in the civil war, don’t you? They were the ones who wanted slavery to continue.
Once upon a time, LIP was a party about success with a conscience. They were what the Republicans were not, wealthy individuals who wished to give their fellow American a helping hand. Then the social reforms began; Welfare, social security, affirmative action…
And as I have stated in the past, if there’s something the U.S. Government is excellent at doing is creating programs that don’t work and f**k up everything. But I digress…
Let’s fast forward to now and where are we? LIP is no the friend of the real American, LIP is all about the freedoms they want to give you, assuming you think, act and behave like they want you too. LIP has become a socialist, fascist party dedicated to giving to the lazy, shiftless bums in this country what they refuse to provide for themselves.
Which bums am I talking about? Am I singling out a single visible minority? No, I’m talking about the illegal immigrant, the welfare professional, the too-lazy to work urbanite; all of them have a party in LIP.
You know the ACORN type of person. The type of person who wants the grand success promised them, but have failed to achieve on their own or are too lazy to go for when opportunity knocks. The ones who claim that being a different skin color takes away their opportunities. And what exactly happened when these people were given a chance?
The current economic crisis folks!
That’s what!
Don’t let that Liberal propaganda fool you, Bush and the Republicans had nothing to do with it. Sure, they failed to stop it due to a lack of testosterone and manhood sacks, but it was all Clinton and his ilk (Barney Frank, Chris Dodd et al.) who turned Fannie Mae and Bernie Mac into the monsters that they are now.
And the same people who refused to see the problem on the horizon (Liberals), the same people who were busy taking bribes from the offending companies (Liberals), are the same people who threatened the banks and forced them to give loans to people who could not afford it.
Liberals are a funny sort, they are also vindictive little cusses who beat down their opponents by yelling until all those who oppose them surrender. A little like Michael Moore but less stupid and fat. I’m sorry, I’m trying to remain objective here, but they can really upset you.
When this election is over, we will have a new direction for this country. If Obama wins, my wife suspects a turn towards Stalin-ism with Obama plasters his face on posters all over the country. I fear she may be right.
To be continued…
I bid adieu,
your Origami reporter,
L.Manly
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