Origami Election Headquarters ‘08 - It’s over!!
Well ladies and gentlemen,
It would seem that I’m wrong. So sad.
It has been officially declared by every major news outlet in America that Barack Hussein Obama has been elected the 44th President of the United States of America.
Congratulations Barack, you won.
Thank the ignorance of the American people for your victory. Thank the morons in Harlem who voted for you and your running mate Sarah Palin. Thank the Black Panthers from keeping white people from voting in Philly. Thank ACORN for giving you about a million extra votes which they pulled from their asses. Thank the Liberal machines, media and bloggers for destroying the woman who almost defeated you.
The real winner of this election is Sarah Palin. So pathetic Barack, you handled it just the way a real politician does. Not an advocate of change, a real honest politician. Palin was such a threat that you had to do everything short of assassinating the woman to stop her.
When it was first announced that Palin was in the election, I told my wife that you had been beaten. I was so sure of it, because here was someone who really meant change. Sarah Palin stole your stage, and your charisma and your thunder and you were terrified. Like the vampire Barlow from Stephen King’s ‘Salem’s Lot, you were hiding;
“He got away. And where did he sleep today? In the trunk of a car? The basement of one of his victims? You can bet wherever it was, he didn’t like it. Or felt safe.”
I just underestimated the strength and determination of a man who’s model is more like 24’s Sherry Palmer, than the honorable and thoughtful David Palmer. In my mind the black president you couldn’t come close to matching as a human being, let alone a leader.
The real loser of this election is the millions of morons who actually think you’re going to help them. Help them with their jobs, or their mortgages or with healthcare. All your empty and false promises. They will soon learn the truth and in four years you’ll be kicked out of the White House faster than Jimmy Carter was, unless you’ve already declared martial law by then and suspended the rights of all those who oppose you.
A little warning Sean Hannity, watch your back my friend.
I bid adieu,
your Origami reporter,
L.Manly
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