The Day After
Howdy folks,
Well it’s been a whole night and the stormtroopers haven’t come rushing through my door yet. I hope Sean Hannity is well, I fear for him.
A sad day has come upon us when those who are lazy, unwashed (I mean figuratively) and welfare professionals can elect a man to meet their needs and their needs alone.
I suppose when you have socialist advocates like ACORN and Bill Ayers to advise you and support you, you can accomplish anything.
Jews take to heart you just helped to elect a man who is sympathetic to the Palestinian cause. Mind you if I start seeing people with yellow stars on their clothes I’ll speak up, but I really shouldn’t have to. You’ve been defending yourselves so valiantly since 1945, why stop now?
My wife met some Republicans online last night and watched the returns together via community board. One woman named Sparky was horribly distraught with Obama’s plans to cut funding to NASA and in effect get her husband fired.
But once Sparky and her husband drop down a tax bracket or two, it’ll be okay ‘cuz the Messiah will just be handing out the cash.
Myself, I’m considering going back to my native land, since it would appear opportunities are drying up in this country.
Or I can simply become a drain on the system, live on my stoop drinking beer and wait for the checks to arrive. Good news is; I can buy a house now since I won’t need to pay for my own mortgage.
I’ll check in on you all in a week.
I bid adieu,
your Origami reporter,
L.Manly
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