Liberal Myth #46564 - PORN IS GOOD!!
Hello All,
Want to hear something really funny? I don’t like pornography. Yes I am heterosexual male, late thirties. I’m not gay, not some wimp. Not some alpha male wannabe. I’m who I am and that’s all that counts. So attack me for other reasons.
In the past I seemed to enjoy things of a pornographic nature, never anything hardcore. Haven’t seen a film with that hairy famous guy - what’s his name? But in my early misogonystic days I too followed the liberal mantra that porn is good. Porn is wonderful. Porn helps bring man and woman together in perfect harmony.
I had the obligatory Playboy subscription. I thought Larry Flynt was a hero and not the pervert he really is. I thought women enjoyed being degraded. The ‘Libs had me good.
I have since realized my mistake. Coming back from the brink has been a harsh time, a lot of re-education sort of like being a recovering alcoholic. The people who got me to drink were my enemies and now I’m training myself to see things in a different light.
Case in point this little article from Shia LaBeouf (no, not the fifth kid from the Cosby Show) who made a startlingly revelation that only an actor would.
Labeouf Opens Up About First Sex Encounter
15 May 2009 1:00 AM, PDT
Shia Labeouf almost ruined his first sexual encounter by pretending to be a know-it-all playboy.
The actor lost his virginity four years ago, when he was 18, and admits the big night was a mess, comprising of bad lines and embarrassment.
In a candid chat with the new Playboy magazine, the actor recalls, “For some reason, I was trying to portray myself as a man who had done it (had sex) many times in the past. I didn’t tell the girl I was a virgin.
“I was all, ‘Don’t worry, babe. I’m gonna handle it tonight.’ And meanwhile I was shaking in my boots.”
Labeouf, 22, confesses his first time took place in a hotel in Montreal, Canada, adding, “Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I’d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place.
“It became apparent pretty quickly that I didn’t know what the f**k I was doing. Somewhere in her mind she had to know.
“I remember laying her on the bed and putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie… (It) put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed… and clearly this wasn’t the move to do.”
But the embarrassing night had a huge upside - the girl in question became a longtime girlfriend and she helped Labeouf become a much better lover.
He adds, “We had time to work it out. We had a lot of sex and would read the Kama Sutra together and do the wildest s**t.”
Notice how at the end Shia and the girl still managed to find common ground after he humiliated both of them with his ignorance and poor choices in Sex Ed 101.
While I don’t want to get into any intimate details with myself, but porn ruined me quite a bit. And what little I saw (none of it hardcore films or nothing) had me thinking similar thoughts to Shia. Forget the part about how his first encounter was all about placing the subject in question in the right porn position.
As one of my newest mentors once said;
Like the Democrats, Playboy just wants to liberate women to behave like pigs, have sex without consequences, prance about naked, and abort children.
How to Talk to a Liberal (2004)
That was Ann Coulter for the record. And she makes the point that both Liberals and new age feminists don’t want you to know. Men have literally hijacked their movement (whether the feminists know this is still up for debate) and taught the slaves to shackle themselves. Cunning and quite devious I will admit. You have to give the boys due credit.
Feminism was all about men showing their counterparts due respect, equal pay for same job, equal rights and so on. But along the way someone thought that for women to be equal to men, they had to become men.
That’s where the great experiment failed miserably, but don’t try to turn back time. Men love women as whores and women love to make themselves whores for men or at least they’ve been conditioned to think so. And right there in the middle is porn, good ol’ porn.
What did porn do for Shia? It made him look like a fool to his future girlfriend and treated her like an object to be posed. (Doubt she was smart enough to pick up on that) He has since learned his mistakes by investigating tantric sex (which I don’t see as porn) but the damage is already done.
Now take into account about 2 billion men watch porn and you see the damage is an epidemic.
your Origami reporter,
L.Manly
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June 29th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
“Men love women as whores and women love to make themselves whores for men”
True, women have been conditioned to understand that if they don’t play out a man’s desires, they will not be loved. And I use the word “loved” to mean “used like a dishrag and cast aside when he’s done with you while telling you he cares about you.” Women don’t even know what love is, anymore. Everyone thinks that a person wanting to rub their penis in an orifice is “love.” And of course, if something feels good people think it should be done constantly and with reckless abandon and how could it be hurting anyone? Sex has hurt countless people, and by countless I really mean “millions of people who have contracted STD’s and suffered or died, women who died from abortions or birth control pills, relationships that ended because of sex and infidelity etc. but have NOT been recognized because to do so would somehow mean the end of sex in the world — at least in the eyes of the sex addicts.”
People are addicted to sex. Sex is a billion dollar business. People are making money off the addicted. So in the end, it’s not about your pleasures, it’s about the money in the other person’s bank acct.
People don’t even know HOW to have sex, as this article illustrated. They try so desperately to live up to whatever the media tells them sex is. They have no clue how to do a damn thing or relate to another person on an intimate level. I don’t even think the Kama Sutra can manage this. People are sexual creatures and don’t NEED porn and instruction manuals to have good sex. They need to understand their partner as understand themselves but no research is being done in those areas. It’s all about quick fixes and even quicker orgasms. Who cares about the person you’re doing it with? They exist only for the few seconds you need them, anyway.