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« Previous Entries Wednesday, November 5th, 2008The Day After
Howdy folks,
Well it’s been a whole night and the stormtroopers haven’t come rushing through my door yet. I hope Sean Hannity is well, I fear for him.
A sad day has come upon us when those who are lazy, unwashed (I mean figuratively) and welfare professionals can elect a man to meet their needs and their […]
Wednesday, November 5th, 2008Origami Election Headquarters ‘08 - It’s over!!
Well ladies and gentlemen,
It would seem that I’m wrong. So sad.
It has been officially declared by every major news outlet in America that Barack Hussein Obama has been elected the 44th President of the United States of America.
Congratulations Barack, you won.
Thank the ignorance of the American people for your victory. Thank the morons in Harlem […]
Origami Election Headquarters ‘08 - Election Day Update! APOCALYPSE
Hello Everyone,
As you most likely know already, Senator Barack HUSSEIN Obama, the socialist and terrorist criminal has won. F**k I sound bitter! I’m such a hypocrite! Ah well.
Funny, just yesterday I got my green card and have moved my status up to Permanent Resident and wouldn’t you know it, I finally move to the United […]
Origami Election Headquarters ‘08 - Election Day Update!
Hello Everyone,
As it stands now at 7:00 PM Central Time:
McCain has won the state of Kentucky, Oklahoma, Tennessee and South Carolina. Obama has won the states of Vermont, Masachusetts, Connecticut, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland and District of Columbia.
Electoral Votes are as such;
Obama - 77
McCain - 34
Origami Election Headquarters ‘08 - Election Day!!!
Hello Everyone!
It’s finally here! The day we’ve been waiting for since George W. Bush won himself a second term into the White House.
As of this posting, not much has happened. It is 8:40 AM Central Time. The first of the polls will close in less than 15 hours. Let’s hope that CNN and MSNBC hold back before declaring Obama the winner until […]
Origami Election Headquarters ‘08 - Two Days Left
Good morning,
It’s Monday, November 3, 2008 and we have only two more days left in this election. The Liberal Media has already declared Obama the President-Elect and so we should stop everything, call off tomorrow’s election and swear in the terrorist, uh I mean socialist, no, ah Communist, Muslim, Christian, good natured generous human being, uh, you know what I […]
Friday, September 19th, 2008Mythbusters!
Hello All,
For the record, I don’t mean the show!!
I’m going to list a couple interesting things that my new mentor has revealed to me about the world. (CHEAP PLUG ALERT!)
This of course can be read in Mr. Stossel’s new book Myths, Lies and Downright Stupidity in stores now. check Amazon.com or Chapters.com for more information.
Myth […]
John Stossel: Libertarian Messiah
Hello everyone,
I do hope that I don’t over use the term messiah, but that is in fact what John Stossel is and just like a past messiah who tried to change the world, he’s being ignored and marginalized. Take a cue from the Romans, it didn’t work then so just accept his message.
Finished reading his […]
I’m back (& with child)!
Hello Everyone,
I’m back! Sorry for the lengthy absence, but my wife was induced on May 2, 2008 and the result was a baby girl on May 3, 2008.
The time of delivery was 3:38 pm after 22 hours of labor (and my wife was awesome for the record) and my daughter was 6lbs, 8oz and had […]
Fearmongering 101 or How I Was Mistaken for a Pedophile
It never ceases to amaze me the extent to which people are willing to throw their freedoms, civility and courtesy in the trash in the name of threats that barely exist. Or how we fixate on a statistically improbable fear while keeping our heads in the sand over the real danger.
This point was thrown into […]